week 29

Turns out it wasn’t actually Nicholas cage at my school. It was some robber wanting to rob the bank with out taking the blame. I did not get any money. The only thing I got was all fingers pointing at me for the crime. I had to serve 27 years in federal prison starting at the age of 16. So now my only reward is dieing alone because im so old and none attractive to get a man. Good news though, I don’t have to worry about kids. So the next time this happens, im just going to say forget it and not worry about the money and say screw it.